1TB SSD on a Swiss Army Knife

It's official folks, the first Swiss Army Knife from Victorinox that contains a 1 Terabyte SSD on it.
It's the only one in the world that connects to eSATA II / III and USB 2.0 / 3.0 with a single connector. 
It's impressive with a read speed of 220MB/s and a write speed of 150MB/s.
It's everything a survivor would want in the new age of technology, right?

Only if you have $3000 for it!